Naval Slang

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PhraseMeaning
A's & A'sAlterations and additions
AB Dab (see Dabtoe)Stokers term for a Seaman (an AB whose main job was to dab paint on things).
AdqualAdditional qualifications
AdriftLate for work or duty
AFOAdmiralty Fleet Orders - see DCI
Aggie on horsebackWeston-Super-Mare
Aggie Weston'sRoyal Sailors Rests
Airy FairyDerogatory name for Fleet Air Arm personnel
Alaskan highwayArea of deck on a carrier to the starboard side of the island not part of the flight deck
All aboutAstute
All boots and gaitersParade or Gunnery Instructor
All for itEnthusiastic (sometimes ironically)
All hands inEverybody
Ambeet/AmtootNickname for cheapest Maltese wine
Amp trampElectrical rating
Anchor-facedEnthusiastic about the Royal Navy (see Pusser)
Andrew (The)The Royal Navy
AnimalSailor whose social and sexual activity would be considered excessive by normal standards
Arse banditHomosexual
ArseholedVery drunk
Arse over titHead over heels
At the rushAs fast as possible
Babies heads(1)Tinned Steak and Kidney pudding or (2) Painful stretch of anal sphincter after bout of constipation
Babies ration packsFemales breasts
BadgerSteam catapult operator onboard proper aircraft carriers
Bag offSexual intercourse
Bag shantyA brothel
Ball and chainWife
BanjoFilled baguette
BanyanBeach party where lots of beer is drunk
Barbary CoastSenglea marina across from HMS St Angelo home of the Fellowship Bar, Glory of England, Manchester Bar, The Black Cat etc.
Baron stranglerTaking advantage of someone well off
Barrack stanchionSailor who seems to be able to avoid sea drafts
BashCasual Naval acquaintance
Bashing the BishopMasturbating
Basket weaving courseSpell in Z Ward in RVH Netley (now closed) near Southampton
Beef/BeeferHomosexual
Beef ScreenShip's butcher's ready use store
Beer, big eats, bag off back on boardJack's ideal run ashore
Beer tokensMoney
BelayStop or cease doing something
BellfinStinking/smelly
Biffins bridgeConnecting tissue between vulva and anus or the shelf between the "playpen" and the "gash chute"
Bible basherRegular church attender "in extremis"
Big eatsPay week meal ashore
Bilge (A load of)Talking rubbish
BITSBeans in tomato sauce (see Herrings in)
Black catterSomeone who tops your story
Black enamel bastardLucky chap - from the days before Chromium Plating was seen as first class finishing, black enamel (japanning) was used to upgrade ordinary metal objects for a superior finish.
Black gangStokers
Black hamMombasa ladies of the night
Blank weekWeek in which no payday
Blowdown (A good)A good shit
Blow-throughSexual intercourse
BlueCasual Naval acquaintance
BluebellMetal polish
Blue Card manSpecial dutyman not required for standard duty watch
Blue LinersNavy issue cigarettes
BlueyFree airmail letter from operational area eg Iraq
Blushing & fartingShy, embarrassed
BoatsSubmarines
Bo'ness beastieSlang name for ladies of that town who used to frequent the Flotilla Club at South Queensferry
Bombay RunnerLarge cockroach
BombheadAircraft Armourer responsible for fitting & removing ejection seats, missiles, bombs & rockets to Naval aircraft
BootneckRoyal Marine
Both watchesMuster of hands at the start of the working day
BramahSuccess attained with extreme difficulty
Brass hatCommanders & above cap
Bravo Zulu (BZ)Well done!
BrightworkAny brass fitting that has to be polished eg Ship's Bell
Bristol fashionNeat and tidy as in all shipshape and Bristol fashion
Brothel creepersSoft soled shoes
Brown ClownSee brownhatter
Brown NosePerson who snivels round superiors to curry favour
Brownhatter or BrownjobHomosexual
Brownhatters handlebarsLong sideburns or long moustache
Brownhatters overallsPyjamas
Brownhatters scrambling netString vest
Brownhatters tea partyFairly loose meaning for a gathering
Bubble headNavy Diver (see also Deeps)
BubblyPussers rum – grog – tot
Bucket of shitFriendly greeting as in Me old bucket o' shit how's it goin
BufferChief Bosun's Mate
Buffing upPolishing brightwork (see above)
Bug runParting in one's hair
Buggers gripsTufts of hair grown on cheeks (popular in Nelson's day)
Buggery boardMetal sheet separating two bunks (usually with ventilation holes)
Bugis StreetSingapore Red Light area famous for Kytais (re-vamped 1985 now trendy shopping centre/tourist attraction )
Bum fodderToilet paper
Bunrun (The)Wardroom
Bunch of bastardsLength of tangled rope that will take some undoing
Bunting TosserTactical signals branch rating
Burberry (Rub of)Lend me your raincoat
Burma DooBermuda
Burma Road/WayBelow decks passageway forward to aft
ButtonWooden cap on top of a mast - see Truck
Button boyJunior seaman on top of the mast (HMS Ganges)
Buttons (got his/hers)Promoted to Chief Petty Officer
BuzzRumour
CabooshSmall work compartment, store, office, hideaway
Cackle the fatIdle chatter
CackleberryBoiled egg
Call the handsNaval reveille
Calling for hooeySpewing
Can ManSee Canteen Damager
Can spannerTin opener
Canteen boatJunior Captain – gets all the shit jobs
Canteen DamagerNAAFI Canteen Manager
Can't see me suitBootneck or pongo in camouflage kit
Catch the boat upContract a venereal disease
C.D.F.Commonsense.  Common dog f***
Channel nightLast night at sea PU before getting into base port
Cheesy 'ammy eggyToast with bacon on top covered in a cheese mixture and topped with an egg
Chew and SpewCafe next to HMS Tamar in the 60's
Chicken on a raftEggs on toast
Chinese wedding cakeRice pudding with currants
ChippyShipwright
Chippy's mateShipwright's assistant
Chokie laundryChinese laundry
ChokkaUpset
Chop ChopGet a move on.  Hurry up.
Chop one offSalute
Chuck upPraise for a job well done
ChuffedVery pleased
Chuffs & PuffsChiefs and Petty Officers
Cinderella leaveLeave until midnight only
Civvy/CivviesNon-Service personnel/ Civilian clothing (out of uniform)
ClackerPie crust
ClankySomeone in the engineer branch
Clear lower deckAll personnel to muster
Clear your yardarmEnsure no blame will come to you if something goes wrong
ClewsCords from which a hammock is slung (see nettles)
Close to the windLiving dangerously
Close upGo to your action station/place of duty etc
Closing down to Zulu AlphaThree matelots and a young lady in a ménage a quatre
ClubswingerPhysical Training Instructor - PTI
Coil one downHave a sh*t in an unusual place
Cook of the MessPrepare meals for the mess & clean up
Cock and arse partyOfficers cocktail party
ColoursCeremonial hoisting/lowering of White Ensign
Comic CutsSailors confidential or promotion reports
ConControl of ship's steering
Condensing snotSnoring
CorkheadIsle of Wight resident who catches the ferry for Pompey ship/shore base
CorticenePussers linoleum (usually red in colour)
Counterpane hurdlingSex
Crab AirAir travel courtesy of the RAF
CrabfatRAF personnel
Crabhutch or crabbyNot very clean
Crab ladderStrip of hair growing from the pubic area to the navel
CrabsPubic lice, often known as “crutch crickets”
Crash/Crash outGo to bed
Cross the barDie - He's crossed the bar ie left life's harbour
Crossing the lineEquator/Arctic/Antarctic
CrusherRegulating Petty Officer
Crutch HammockSanitary towel
CUMDAFFERSClear up messdecks and flats for evening rounds
CSBCourage Sparkling Bitter - strong ale brewed for HM Ships
D by PDischarge by purchase (forerunner to PVR)
DabtoeSeaman
Daddy "S"Commander in Supply Branch
DeeksRoyal Naval Detention Quarters
DeepsNavy diver or Submariner
DCIDefence Council Instructions succeeded AFO's circa 1960
Deckhead surveySleeping
Dghajsa (sounds Diso)Harbour rowing boat peculiar to Malta
DhobeyWash/bath/shower
Dhobey bucketBucket used for crashing out clean clothes
Dhobey dustSoap powder
Dhobey hitchUnrecognisable knot which comes undone easily
Dhobey rashRed rash caused by not rinsing clothes properly
Dhobey WallahLaundryman (normally Chinese)
Dig in/outHelp yourself – “fill yer boots”
DipTo fail
Dip in/Dipped inStrike lucky
Dip out/Dipped outLose out on something
Dip your wickHave sexual intercourse
DitchDispose of permanently
Ditty BoxWhere Jack keeps his prized possessions
DivisionsFormal parade or how Departments are split
Dockyard jellyfishGreen gob of phlegm
Dockyard mateyDockyard "worker"
Dockyard oysterGreen gob of phlegm floating in water
Dockyard pizzaVomit
Dockyard runaroundBeing messed about
Dockyard tortoiseCornish pasty
DodeMore than a smidgen
Dog robbersCivilians
DoggoUgly, usually ungallantly of a woman
Dog Watch (in for a)Derogatory term for a sailor who has only been in RN for a short time
Dog Watches1600 to 1800 First Dog.  1800 to 2000 Last Dog
Dog's bollocksGreat
Dollar bosunPaymaster/ Supply Officer /Senior Writer Rating
DooferHalf smoked cigarette (do fer later)
Doofa scopeTelescope
Double breasted matelotCoarse name for Wren (now female sailors)
Draft ChitMovement order to another ship/unit
DraftyPerson/office that issues draft chits
Draw one offPunch or slap
DripMoan, complain
Drip chitComplaint form
Drop testElectrical version of Float Test
DTSDinner time session or Dartmouth Training Squadron
Duck run derbyPopular run ashore race with knicks round ankles and coin clenched in buttocks which has to be deposited in a pint jug.
Duff, Up thePregnant
Duff upGive a hiding to
Dung hampersUnderpants - see keks
Ear poundingBollicking
Ease springsGo for a comfort break (pee)
Egg BanjoEggs in a long bread roll (similar to a French stick) smothered in ketchup or brown sauce.  Usually obtained East of Suez.
Egyptian AFO'sPornographic books  with poor spelling - see AFO
ElmerAn American
EssenceWord to describe something beautiful (usually female)
ExpedAdventurous training
FallsRopes for raising/lowering boats (see marry the falls)
Fang farrierDentist
FannyContainer for liquids eg Rum Fanny
Fanny BowserTransport from Wrennery to workplace on Naval Air Stations
Fanny ratWomaniser
Fast blackTaxi (orig Singapore)
Father FamineCaterer etc or Supply Officer responsible for food
Feed 'em riceUncaring
Feed of ars* (shortened to feed)Bullshit
FES (pronounced Fezz)Far East Station
FFOFurnace fuel oil
FFSBUFor F***s sake buck up
FidSmall marline spike or a sheaf of papers
Fish headGeneral Service personnel (word used by Wafoos)
Figgy duffSuet pudding, usually with fruit
Flaked outAsleep or lying in relaxed position
Flag 8Women in the vicinity
FlagsSenior Rate Yeoman Signalman
Flag waggerAnother name for a Bunting Tosser/Signalman
FlankerPull a fast one as in "work a flanker"
Flash up (1)Lose your temper
Flash up (2)Start machinery/main engines etc
Flat topAircraft carrier
Float testDitch something overboard or getting rid of something
Flog yer logMasturbate
Flying cowboyFleet Air Arm
FODForeign Object Damage
Foo Foo (see also Whompo)Talcum powder
Food HooksCutlery (see Gobbling Rods)
Fore and Aft RigChuffs and puffs uniform
Forty FourPompey ladies (Tombola call)
FouleyFoul weather jacket with elasticated cuffs and adjustable hood (see windy burbs)
Four o'clockersTea
Free gangwayAble to proceed ashore without formal inspection
Fresh outThe equivalent of no chance to a request for some item or perk
FreshersChilly day eg it's a touch of freshers up top today
Friday whileLong weekend leave
FRISPF*****g repulsive ignorant Scottish pig (Rosyth Dockyard Matey)
GannetGreedy
Gas & gaitersGunnery rating
GashSurplus to requirements
Gash binRubbish bin
Gash handSpare (but normally useless) rating
Get your hatSee in the (Rattle)
Get your lagging onGetting dressed for going ashore
Get your lagging offGet your knickers off
G.I.Gunnery Instructor
GizzitsFree gift of any description
GlimperSomeone who looks up a ladies dress when they descend an internal ladder
Gnats pissWeak beer
Go round the buoyRepeat, take a second helping
GobbieCivilian Instructor at Artificer Training Establishments
Gobbler’s gulchArea between stocking top and suspender belt
Gobbling RodsCutlery (see Food Hooks)
Gob shiteLoudmouth
God walloperChaplain/Padre
Goffer(1) Big breaking wave or (2)  Fruit flavoured soft drink
GollyElectronic warfare specialist
GooferSpectator
GosCap (tiffies term - Good Old Soak) when caps were not plastic
Grappling ironsCutlery
Green rubUnjust treatment, detailing, draft etc
GreeniesElectricians (Electrical Officers had green between the gold rings)
Grey Funnel LineThe (seagoing) Royal Navy
GrippoFree treat - usually by a civilian
GronkAn ugly woman
Gronk boardMess board with pictures of ugly women
GroundersTo give away a whole tot.  Would have to be a spectacular favour for this to happen
GrubberAirframes and Engines mechanic
GruntersOfficers (derogatory)
GrunteryWardroom
Guard & steerage30 minute lie in for non watchkeepers working late
GulpersVery generous gesture regarding rum usually given for a big favour eg sub for duty.  8 gulpers = 1 tot.
Gut (The)Strait Street, Valetta Malta (in)famous for bars/loose women (Gyppo Queen, Sugars etc)
GuzzPlymouth ** See Trivia (20)
Gyro failureStaggering after having one too many
Half a dog watchShort time- usually derogative about length of service
HandsomelySlowly and carefully eg lowering a seaboat
Hang out ofCohabit with a woman
Hard cheese(see below)
Hard shit!Bad luck
Hard TackShip's biscuit
HarriesAnything you don't know the name of
He-SheTranvestite (see Kytai)
He's like a Maltese hammockHe doesn't have a clew
Head downSleep: ‘Get your head down’
HeadsToilet
Heads (Captain of)Rating responsible for cleaning toilets
HedgehogOversized prickly & painful bowel motion.  Exceeds babies heads (2) in discomfort
Herrings inHerrings in tomato sauce (HITS)
HogginThe sea
HolidayWhen painting ship a holiday is a bit you missed
HollywoodStaying too long in the shower - using more than your fair share of water
Homeward boundersLarge, untidy stitches
HonkSmell offensively
Honk (your ring up)Be violently sick
Honky FidHong Kong
HookAnchor
HookyA leading hand
Hopping off at Fratton BridgeCoitus Interruptus.  Having intercourse without a condom.  (See Nautical Trivia Page (23)
HousewifeSewing kit - usually issued on joining up
IckiesAny foreign currency
Inflate your mate weekSecond week at sea
Irish PendantPoorly secured line or hanging lanyard
JackSailor and also Union Flag
Jack DustyA supply rating
Jack me TicklerA know-all sailor.  Been there done it type.
JackproofRobust piece of equipment or kit
Jack StropA bellicose rating
JacksieAnus
JackspeakNaval parlance
J.A.F.O.Just another f*****g observer
J.A.M.T.F.Just another mouth to feed
Jago's MansionsRN Barracks, Devonport, HMS Drake ** See Trivia (21)
Jan/JannerWest Country rating
JankersWhere you were put after being trooped
Jankers shuffleMen under punishment doubling with a rifle
Jaunty/Joss/JossmanMaster at Arms
JBJohore Bharu (near Singapore)
JDAn unruly and/or delinquent junior rating
Jewish march pastChecking money after run ashore
Jig-a-jigBrothel visit
Jimmy/Jimmy the oneFirst Lieutenant
JockaneseScots accent
JollyA run ashore
KeksUnderpants - see dung hampers
KillickLeading hand
‘kin ‘ell!Abbreviated expostulation
KipperTwo faced b*****d with no guts
Kit musterFormal inspection of kit
Knacker crackersBeefy female thighs
Knee tremblerHaving sex standing up
Knob jockeyRides knobs - homosexual
KnobberHomosexual
Knocking shopBrothel
KnuckleHit somebody with fist
Knuckle bosunPunchy matelot
Kytai (sounds KyeTie)Transvestite (He-She) see Bugis Street
KyeCocoa made from grated dark unsweetened chocolate
La bunch of bastardsFrench knot
Lamp trampElectrical rating
LarboardOriginal word for Port (left) side of ship
Lash-upGenerous hospitality also makeshift arrangements
Laughing gearMouth
Lazy lobPartial erection
Lead on MacDickUndiscriminating fornicator (see Fanny rat)
LeatherneckRoyal Marine
Lee sideSheltered side
Leg ironUseless c**t
Leg itDisappear from the scene swiftly
Liberty BoatSmall vessel used to take Jack ashore & return him
LibertymenJack proceeding ashore (usually at a designated time)
Lifebuoy ghostSentry at aft end of ship when underway
LightweightSomeone with a cushy number onboard
Like a Midshipman's cabinUntidy
LimersVery strong fruit drink made from Pussers lime crystals, sugar and water
Lined upOn a disciplinary charge
ListingDrunk (a matelot is often akin to a ship in a storm on such occasions)
LoafingHanging around doing nothing
Lob onAn erection
Lower Deck lawyerA Jack me Tickler always quoting rules and regulations
Mailey/mailiesLetters from/to home usually.  See bluey
Make and MendAfternoon off (usually given after a middle watch)
Make and Mend with leave or Sports Make and MendSelf explanatory.  (Orig. when sailors had to make own clothes and were given afternoon off to repair them - hence make and mend)
Magic StickThe Majestic Ballroom in Guzz
Malta dogThe dog - having the shits (diahorrea)
Maltese breaststrokePulling hands towards chest as if piling up money
Maltese laceBadly sewn on badge
MankeyFilthy
Marry the fallsBringing the ropes together when lowering a seaboat
Marsovin & 7 UpLethal Maltese cocktail
MatelotSailor
Medical stoppageLeave/tot  stopped (see catch the boat up)
Messdeck dodgerMessdeck sweeper or cleaner
MickHammock (‘sling me mick’)
Mickey DuckCartoon film
Mickey Mouse KillickLeading Hand with no Good Conduct Badges
Middie's MeniscusMidshipman with a drink, whose glass is topped to the brim:  Full to the brim:  Implies greed: Will not hold any more.
Middle WatchMidnight to 0400 (4am) shift (or watch)
MilestoneExtra large wave periodically encountered
MogadogshitMogadishu (Somalia)
MombersMombasa, Kenya - see Black Ham
Monkeys fistLarge decorative knot used to weight the end of a heaving line
Muck on a truckMeals on wheels (usually for ships in refit)
Muff diverRating given to oral intercourse
MUPPETMost useless person pusser ever trained
MulctStoppage of pay (disciplinary punishment)
Muscle bosunPTI, or body-builder rating
Musical fruitBaked beans or pussers peas
MusterGather together as a group eg Duty watch muster
NAAFI ratingNo ambition and f*** all interest
Nap handUnlucky, contracting both gonorrhoea & syphilis/crabs
Navy cakeHomosexual sailor
NeatersUnwatered rum
NeckyGot a nerve (as in more neck than a 3 badge giraffe at action stations with a make and mend chit)
NetleyNaval nuthouse - now a housing development
NettlesThe cords that make up a hammocks clews
Nigerian lagerGuinness
Nine o'clockersSnack at 2100 - usually in RN Barracks (but often earlier just to confuse new joiners)
Nix and flip flopsJacks bathroom attire
North-easterRating having no money on pay day - NE: not entitled
Not my part of shipNot responsible
NozzerNew entrant to RN in Ganges, Raleigh or St Vincent
Number OneFirst Lieutenant or Chinese Laundryman
Number Two/Three etcLaundryman's assistants
NuttySweets
Nutty BosunSomeone with a sweet tooth
ODAn unruly and/or irresponsible older hand who should know better and is a bad example to others
OggieCornish pasty or native of Cornwall
Old shipsOld shipmate – someone previously served with
On the trotTo desert from the RN
One all roundHave a smoke break
OppoClose chum
Out of watch‘Getting a bit’ with a lady – not one’s wife/girlfriend
Out pipesStop smoking and get back to work
Over the wallSpell in detention quarters
P7RMedical category - Unfit for sea
PVRPremature Voluntary Release (see D by P)
Panic BosunSomeone who is excitable
Part of Ship (POS)Place of duty or compartment/workspace you are responsible for
PartySailors steady girlfriend
PashGirlfriend
Pea-dooLong service and good conduct medal (origin obscure - but possibly "Pay Due" because of the £20 gratuity that used to be paid on award).  The LS & GC was introduced on the 24th August 1831.
Pension trapSome mishap that may prevent Jack collecting his pension after his 22
Phoo-phooTalcum powder
Pierhead jumpDraft at very short notice
PigRN Officer (impolite)
Pig's meatWrens who date only officers
PilotSkipper's name for the Navigating Officer
PinkieAircraft radio mechanic
PipeBosuns whistle blown, normally precedes an order
Pipe downKeep silence or "out lights" and turn in
Pi-r squared ratingOne who can do sums, studious (derogatory)
PisoTight (Not for me - but for my Dhaighsa (Diso) - you British matelots are so piso).
Pissed offFed up
Piss flapButtoned flap on sailors trousers
Piss flapsFemale genitalia
Piss poorNot very good
Piss strainersSaute'd kidneys (used to be served at breakfast)
PJPoxy Jock (origin - Faslane)
Plushers/plussersRum remaining in tub after issue made - later Queens
PompeyPortsmouth
Polar Bears Ars*holesLinen washers (used on ring binder pages)
PongoArmy personnel
Porridge gunsBagpipes
PotmessMessdeck stew
POTSPetty Officer Telegraphist
Pox doctor’s clerkGenerally lucky
Pulpit puffdaVicar
Punkah louvreForced air ventilation (orig India)
Push the boat outCelebrate lavishly
PusherAnother term for girlfriend
PusserSupply Officer or someone very formal navy-style
PusserisedSee Anchor Faced
Pussers CrabfatShip's side grey paint
Pussers IssueOfficially issued item of uniform/kit
Pussers HardNavy soap
Pussers SoftSoft soap
Pussers TerrapinSteak and kidney pie (generally the rectangular shaped ones)
Pussers war canoeNaval vessel
QuackMedical officer
QueensRum left over in fanny after tots issued
Queens machinesRoyal Marines
Quick burnRapidly and slyly smoked cigarette
Quiet numberCushy job
Quiet runCivilised run ashore
QTOn the quiet/unofficial
RabbitsPresents/souvenirs or something acquired on the QT
Rabbit jobSome work done on the side
Racing snakeSkinny person
Ram itGet lost.  I'm not doing it!
Rattle, in theUp on a disciplinary charge
RBGRich brown gravy
RDPRun down period (period just before going on draft when interest wanes).  As in Shep Woolley's song "Ram it - I'm RDP")
Red devilPussers bike
Red grenadeMcEwans Export tin of beer
Red leadTinned tomatoes
ReggyNavy police
Re-scrubDo it again eg Mess Rounds not up to standard
RingboltedParalytic
Ring pieceAnus
Ring stingerHot curry
Roof ratsFlight-deck gang
Ropey trophyUsually an elaborately decorated toilet seat taken on a mess run ashore and awarded for the ugliest female trapped that evening
Rose cottageVenereal disease ward or clinic
RottenVD - see Rose Cottage
R.O.M.F.T.Roll on my f*****g time/Roll on my first twelve
RoughersHeavy seas
RoundsUsually an inspection of living/work spaces etc
RoyalSailors name for Royal Marine – usually bootneck
Royal Naval School of DancingAny popular hang out for Jack to observe the local talent eg the Paramount  in Guzz in the 60's.
Rub/rubberLoan eg Give us a rub of your dhobey dust/fiver 'til next payday etc
Rug ratSmall child
Rum BosunPerson detailed to collect rum for the mess
Rum ratPerson who likes more than his own tot
Run (going on the)Deserting
Run ashoreJack having a few beers
Sailor (or Submariner's) mattressWren
Scab lifterMedical rating
ScaleStandard punishment for an offence
SchoolieInstructor Officer
Scrambled eggGold leaf embellishment on senior officers cap
ScranFood
Scran-bag (1)Where kit found "sculling about" was put
Scran-bag (2)Untidy rating eg "he's dressed like a scranbag"
ScrewShip's propellor/sex
ScribesRating in Writer branch
Scrub round itNever mind, forget it
ScupperDrain/soak away or to scupper someone's plans (to demolish the plan)
ScummerSouthampton native
ScursSailor with beard
ScuttlePorthole
SecureFinish work
Sembewang sausageSatay dipped in sauce from a galvanised bucket sold by street vendors outside Sembewang dockyard
SergeantsAnother name for Commanders
Sess (pronounced sesh)Having a booze up eg dinner time sess see DTS
SetFull beard and moustache
Seven bellerLeave allowed until 1130 next day
Seven bells of shitUsing excessive force eg he knocked seven bells of shit out of him
Sew SewShip's tailor (usually Hong Kong Chinese)
ShagnastyPerson with low moral standards (nasty person)
ShakeWake someone up eg  shake your watch relief
Shakes listBook containing names of people requesting a shake
Shave off!(1)  Cry of disgust (2)  Order to remove unacceptable facial hair
Shit and periodsSausages and tinned tomatoes
Shit in itShut up
ShitnicksUnderpants
Shit on a RaftBraised kidneys on toast
ShitehawkSeagull
ShitersDrunk
Shoot throughFail to keep appointment or leave run ashore early
ShuftiTake a look
Sick on toastSandwich spread
Sickbay shackleSafety pin used to secure chin stay
Side or Sea locker (stow in the)Ditch overboard
Sin BosunPadre
Singapore earEar infection
SingersSingapore
SippersMore substantial than a wet of rum. Usually given on birthdays.    4 sippers = 1 gulper
SkateIdle loafing sod
SkiddersDubious stain on back of underpants
Skin/skin and essenceYoung looking sailor - usually not yet shaving
Skive offAvoid work detail
SkylarkingMessing around
Sky PilotPadre
Slack hammockBadly lashed hammock/punishment for oversleeping
Slap inMake a written request eg "I'm going to slap in to see some b*****d about this.
SlideButter (when available)
Sling yer hookGo away! (impolite)
Slop chitList of responsibilities
Slop RoomSee (Slops) below
SlopsClothing, tobacco, mainly cash sales
SmidgenA very small quantity (origin - Chatham Dockyard Maties)
SnapperHomosexual
SNLRServices no longer required
SnottyMidshipman
Sods operaShip's concert
SoogieMixture of water and soft soap to wash down paintwork
Spaghetti bollock nakedSpaghetti bolognese
Spanner wankerFAA Airframes/engines mechanic
SparksRadio Operator
Spasm chasmVagina
Spinning a yarnTelling a far fetched or misleading story
Spithead pheasantKipper
SpitkidGashbin in messeck (originally used for spitting in - spitoon)
Split-arse mechanicFemale (derogatory)
Sports pagesLove letter
SprogChild or baby. (Old Navy. Allegedly entered in the physicians log as the acronym - SPROG - Sibling Produced Recoil of Gun - when the gun was used to assist childbirth).  Also a new Artificer Apprentice Fag as in John Brown's schooldays.
Square it offTidy things up
Square rigJunior ratings uniform
SqueegieImplement with a rubber strip on the end of a broom handle to clear water
Squeeze upExperience VD
SquidAhead throwing anti-submarine mortar
SRDMaltese dark rum almost as good as Pussers
Stand downRelax from duty
Stand easyNAAFI/Tea break
Station CardCard given to  gangway staff prior to going ashore
StampsOf no important status
Stand toPrepare for action
StickiesCollective name for stodge cakes, buns etc as in "Tea and Stickies"
Sticky greensDrinks bought for bar girls
StokerEngine room mechanic
StonkerErection
StowPut away safe and tidy (lash up and stow)
Straight rushRoast meat and vegetables
Stroll on!An expression of incredulity
SubStand in for duty
Suck backChange your mind or Uckers ploy/move
Submariners Dhobi DustTalcum powder
Sun dodgerSubmariner
SwainCoxswain – senior rate of a small warship
Swallow the anchorRetire
Swansea virginWelsh rarebit
Sweating neatersVery anxious state
Swinging the lampTelling sea stories
Swinging the leadLazy, going through the motions of doing something without achieving anything
Tailor-madeManufactured cigarette as opposed to hand-rolled
TankyRating responsible for liquid eg fresh water/fuel
TAS apeTowed array sonar Operators
Tea and stickiesFriendly non alcoholic hospitality
Technicolour yawn(Fairly self explanatory)
TeepolPussers equivalent of Fairy Liquid
TiddleySmart
Tin fishTorpedo
Tiger topsFavourite drink - Fleet Canteen Singapore
That is allPhrase to end a pipe that starts D'ye hear there
ThickersCondensed milk
Thin outTo go home, depart or leave (the vicinity)
Thousand milerCasual shirt/top worn for a long time
Three badge ABAble Seaman with three Good Conduct Badges
Three badge FAAlternative to above (work it out).  Also Three badges gold.  Too f..king old.
Three sheets to the windDrunk and/or out of control
TicklerNavy issue cigarette tobacco
TiddleySmart, as in “tiddley suit” No 1 uniform
TiffyArtificer
TilleyDockyard utility vehicle
Tinned fishesSardines
To call for a dampA silent deadly (or Ninja) fart.  See Nautical Trivia page (22)
Toggle and twoMale genitalia
TombolaBingo - Navy style
ToothwrightDentist
Torpoint chicken(Built like) ie all prick and toenails
TottieGood looking girl
TownieShipmate with the same home town
Train smashKetchup
Tram smashBacon and tinned tomato
Trap/trappingAshore, out looking for women
Trick cyclistPyschiatrist
TroopSee in the Rattle
TruckWooden cap on top of a mast - see Button
Turd burglarTool/rating to clear blocked heads
Turn inGo to bed
Turn toStart work
Turtles headConstipated poo protruding from the anal sphincter - usually stuck
TwelveContinuous service engagement of 12 years
Two sheets to the windIntoxicated
Two six, heaveWords spoken prior to a co-ordinated lift etc
Two's upReserving position eg "two's up with that book"
UckersLudo - Navy style
UllageResidue in a barrel ie worthless
Up and down and round and roundEverything is OK
Up harbour nightSee Channel night
Up homersFamily hospitality extended to Jack in a foreign port (see Grippo)
Up spiritsPiped order prior to rum issue - sometimes followed by Stand Fast The Holy Ghost!
Up the lineUsually going home on leave
Up the trotReserve Fleet
Upper scuppersUpper deck
Upside down headA bald sailor with a beard
Vampires bag mealPerforming oral sex on a lady at the wrong time of month/Used sanitary towel in a bun/bap/roll
VictualledLiving on board
Virgins cornerArea in Neesoon (Singapore) where the elderly prostitutes gathered
WafooFleet Air Arm personnel.  Also WAFU Wet and f****ng useless.
Wanchai burberryHong Kong umbrella usually costing a dollar
Wank your very crutchThank you very much
War canoeNaval vessel
Warming the bellReturning onboard only just in time
Watch on stop onContinuous duty without relief
Weed, weejieTo be angry
Weighed off(1)  Understands the situation/problem or (2) Punished ie the Skipper has weighed him off for being adrift.
Wet (Have a)Taste of shipmates rum/Friendly gesture
Wet as a scrubberDescription of a useless individual
White empireSupply & Secretariat branch
WhompoMore expensive than foo foo
Widows hopWeekly dance in Plymouth for ladies over 30 (meant to be easy prey but it never worked out like that).
Wind yer neck in!Shut up!
WindwardOpposite of lee side
Windy burbsLightweight nylon jacket (see Fouley)
Windy chisel or hammerAir driven tool for paint chipping
Winger/WingsAnother word for oppo
WodgeA very large quantity of anything
Wood butcherCarpenter or chippy
WoofterHomosexual
Working your/his/my ticketIntentionally getting into trouble to get discharged from the RN
WordsmithSomeone with the gift of the gab
Wrap upGive up doing or saying something
X-FactorThat unknown additional element in Jack's pay
YaffleEat greedily
Yellow PerilPoached smoked haddock
Yodel in a bucketBe seasick
YompGoing on a long forced march
YonksA long time eg I haven't done that for yonks
You-can’t bend-it(1)  Vague reference or (2) Chips in a French stick from a chip shop in Gib
ZedsSleep - he's piling up the zeds

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